I just received the new talking points from the National Rifle Association with my latest check. (Yes, the NRA is so desperate they even pay bloggers with only a handful of regular readers) Though I fully expect to be removed from their payroll, I feel I had no choice but to reveal this massive conspiracy.
In good conscience, I can no longer abide by the code of silence and so list these points publicly.
- A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
- All firearms are loaded. Always.
- Never point a firearm at anything you are not willing to destroy.
- Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
- Be sure of your target and what is behind it.
I'm sure every anti-gun blog will immediately jump on this and publish these talking points on their sites. Surely, anyone who reads gun blogs will see that we all follow this same script. Of course, everyone embellishes freely so it seems we are coming from different directions, but close examination will certainly reveal the above similarities.
Now I can sleep at night.
3 comments:
Sell-out! You might as well give away the secret handshake as well!
If Bitter will link to it again, I'll do that next week. :^)
What in particular is confusing? Gun bloggers are often accused of being on the NRA payroll to shill their talking points. We are not. This is satire. That help?
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