What was it the Bard said about lawyers?

Cop Sues Family of Brain-Damaged Tot

One year old all but dies in a drowning accident and the cop answering call slips and injures her knee on a puddle of water in the home after the child was brought inside.  And the lawyer says,

"It's a situation where the Cosmillos have caused these problems, brought them on themselves, then tried to play the victim," Heil said.

I don't know about the legal merits of the case, but this jerk gives real meaning to the old phrase, "Some people just need shootin'."