Bush following in the great tradition of LBJ

Let's see, I know it's in here, maybe one of the later amendments. It must be. The federal government would never do anything so blatantly bread and circuses unless there was an amendment somewhere, hmmmmm...
Can't seem to find it. I guess I need to get a newer copy of the Constitution. Mine's obviously out of date. Perhaps if I write the White House, they'll send me a copy of the one the President is using.

You know, I think everyone of these stupid people who a) couldn't afford a house but b) found someone stupid enough to loan them 120% of the said house's value should be helped. Someone needs to tell them how stupid they were and advise them not to do it again after they declare bankruptcy.

One might think the fallout from the Great Society would have taught the harm of throwing money at people without requiring accountability. If the Feds wanted to do something useful, oh well, never mind. It's too early in the morning for pure fantasy.
GBW